Have you ever gone soul searching? I do, every Sunday smelling pancakes getting grilled on the pan. Watching that butter melt, oh so seductive! And when I cut the stack and that syrup runs down to the bottom of the plate, like a scintillating lake at night. Wow. Just wow. And you ask if all that can be experienced without involving stinky eggs in it? Well, yeah. Here is the (funniest) eggless pancake recipe for your weekend fix.

Wholesome Whole wheat pancakes

Ingredients:

1 cup levelled whole wheat flour

1 pinch salt

1 teaspoon levelled baking powder

¼ teaspoon cinnamon powder

3 teaspoons sugar

1.5 cups milk or add as required

1 tablespoon unsalted butter or oil

2 tablespoons unsalted butter or oil, add as required, for cooking pancakes

Prep time: 15 mins

Cooking Time: 10 mins

Time taken to disappear from plate: directly proportional to the state of hunger.

Apparel recommended: Pancakes Boxer shorts 

Method:

  1.  Mix the dry ingredients in a bowl and sieve it twice, I do it thrice because I got trust issues.
  2. Add milk and butter to it and do 10 squats.
  3. Rest the batter and your tired ass for 10 mins.
  4. Heat the pan and add butter to it, be generous with the amount you just did 10 squats.
  5. Let the baby sizzle and shy in the pan, don’t touch and tease again and again!
  6. Flip that fluff and twerk cuz you got that right and the colour is perfect.
  7. Now stack them babies up, well because you can’t stack up money!
  8. Don’t cut chords, cut butter in perfect squares. And place it on the stack like a queen. This one won’t ditch, I promise.
  9. Now stop salivating.
  1. That expensive bottle of maple syrup you got thinking you are now a responsible adult, yes that. Open it up and keep pouring while looking at the price tag. This is the optimum way of getting the right amount of syrup. (Swaad + Aukaat anusaar)
  2. Add fruits and take this advice. Ignoring the advice of adding kinky sex toys to your love life didn’t quite work out, right?
  3. Now sit like a banana shaped duck that you are and put on your fav music or show and dive into foodgasm! That is how close you are getting to orgasms with all that butter.
  4. Please don’t go taking 1000 photos of that masterpiece.Nobody cares and your tummy won’t too after you eat it cold and soggy ( just like your ex’s genitals)
  5. Now absolutely enjoy the post pet puja scenes because these super comfortable boxers won’t complain. Rather, they’ll only assist you and encourage you to love your fav comfort food.

Notes: People who are absolutely dependent on food to get their hormones charged and balanced will need to buy this Pancake boxer short for a long lasting recharge of happy hormones. To feel as close to food as possible.

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