I’m going to be honest with you: I don’t think boxers with zippers are necessary.
I mean, we all know they’re necessary to keep your pants up in the air and make your butt look good, but I don’t think they’re necessary to stay dry or keep your stuff organized. And that’s why I think you should stop wearing them.
When it comes to staying dry and keeping your stuff organized, there are two types of shorts:
– The ones that have an elastic waistband to keep them up in the air (these are great for working out)
– The ones that have a drawstring at the waist (these are great for when you want to wear your shorts with a dress shirt)
Both of these options allow you to stay dry and keep your stuff organized—but it just depends on how much control you want over how they fit.