I’m sorry, but you’re not going to be able to get these shorts.
All over the internet, there are people looking for a pair of boxers with their faces on them. The only way we could rationalize wearing them was if it was given to me one as a joke gift or something—but even then, we wouldn’t want to wear them.
But we don’t think having a face on boxers can help in any way. It is tacky and weird and awful, and we couldn’t imagine anyone wearing them around.
So yeah… don’t buy these shorts for your child unless you want them to grow up thinking that your child is tacky and weird for having fun with their friends and being silly instead of taking themselves too seriously (which is probably how most adults act).
